A Spicy Wet Interview
Starring the Spice Girls
Written by Wetdoc
Written by Wetdoc
It started out like an ordinary day for me. I work for this celebrity magazine which for the purposes of this story will be nameless. I was sitting at my desk and my boss, a real nice guy called Steve suddenly came to my desk. He asked me I could spare a minute for him. He then sat down on the chair beside my desk. “What are you working on this week?”
I indicated to him that all I was doing this week was to just organize the papers in my office, since I have no assignments to work on. He then gave me a new assignment right then and there. This assignment was for me to do an in person interview with The Spice Girls, the famous all girl group as part of their reunion tour. I was shocked at this assignment, but I didn’t let my happiness show in case he changed his mind. The plan was to go to Mel C’s house to meet with the girls and interview them there. He just made this arrangement through their agent. The interview was to be three days from now. He then left my office, I stopped thinking about organizing my papers.
I thought to myself that I should get to work on this assignment. I went to my computer and found assorted information about the group, so I could use that during my interview. After work I went home and I had myself a quiet evening.
The next day I back went to work on my office. The plan was to look at the information I found yesterday, so that way I could make it into a series of questions. I also looked online for a way to Mel C’s house from mine. My evening was the same as it was last night.
On the morning of the interview I found out via the weather report that today was going to be a warm day. Knowing that, I dressed casually in a white short sleeved shirt and grey pants, and black sneakers.
It took me about an hour or so to get over to Mel C’s house. I parked my car in her driveway. There were a few other cars parked in front of the house. I assumed that they belonged to the girls.
After picking up my notebook and pencil from the front passenger’s seat, I rang the bell. Mel C, also known as Sporty Spice, greeted me at the door and asked me “Are you from the magazine?” I said to her “Yes.” I saw that Mel C was dressed in a red tank top, light pink shorts, and nice pair of light green ankle boots. She then led me through the house all the way into the lounge.
Inside the lounge, sitting on a black leather couch, was Geri, also known as Ginger Spice. She was dressed in a light blue shirt and black knee length skirt, on her feet were a pair of brown pumps. Mel B (Scary Spice) was sitting beside Geri on the couch. She was dressed in a yellow halter-top and brown slacks, with white flip-flops. There was also Emma (Baby Spice), sitting on the arm chair beside the couch. she was dressed in a brown sweater and denim miniskirt with grey sneakers. and lastly Victoria, also known as Posh Spice, was sitting on the floor on the carpet. She was also dressed in a sweater with a pair of sneakers on her feet. However, her sweater was black and her sneakers were red. Instead of a skirt she was wearing jeans. The three of them each said hi to me. I then greeted them back.
Mel B enquired to me “Since its such a nice day, Is it alright if we do the interview outside?” I told her that there would be no problem with that idea. The girls then led me to right beside a poolside table and some chairs. Before sitting down I looked at the swimming pool. It looked pretty nice.
The interview then started by asking the girls about what it's like being on tour together again. They all thought that it was great to be on tour again after a fair bit of time has passed since they started their musical careers together. This led to a discussion on their individual solo careers and their outside projects such as modeling, acting and being involved with different businesses. The next topic on the agenda was their personal lives, namely marriage, kids, and all that. I thought that things were going pretty well here. Sure enough after an hour I got enough information to satisfy not just me and my boss as well as the readers of the magazine.
After telling the girls that I had enough information form the interview, so I thought that I should call it a day. Mel B then asked me “This is something I was wondering about before you leave. This is just off the record here. What is the wildest interview that you’ve done before?”
I thought back and realized that all my interviews seem normal. But then I though back to a friend of mine told me once that happened to him during his career as a TV presenter. I then decided to use his story here. I explained “Once I was interviewing this woman who was a minor stage actress, we were siting poolside at her house just like I am doing here you. After the interview, she jumped into the pool. I guess she wanted to go for a clothed swim. She pulled me in soon afterwards into the pool with her.”
Geri then blurted out “We’ve done clothed swimming for music videos and the odd movie.” However, I didn’t realize that some of their experiences with clothed swimming hadn’t happened in music videos or the odd movie (see Four Become Wet, as well as in Geri’s Swim.)
Mel C then suggested, “Since were talking about clothed swimming, we should all go for a clothed swim right now. It’s pretty warm out and it would be a great way to cool off here.” She then jumped into the pool still dressed in her red tank top, light pink shorts, light green ankle boots. Upon surfacing she slicked back her wet hair and said “Come on, the pool’s nice and warm!”
Without further invitation Mel B and Victoria grabbed each other by the hands with Geri and jumped in the pool together. Emma then walked over to the diving board and dove in. When Mel B and Victoria surfaced they both slicked back their wet hair. When Geri and Emma surfed they just began to tread water leaving their wet hair alone.
I jumped soon afterwards before I could be pulled into the water by them. Once I surfaced I couldn’t help but glance at Mel B as her yellow halter-top went a bit transparent. The girls then began to do a breast stroke style of swimming. As I began to swim in a more of a freestyle swim close to the girls, I couldn’t believe that this was happening to me. This was so cool, that I was going swimming with four still attractive women.
I asked Mel C, “You won’t tell my boss that I went swimming with you at all? I just don’t know how he’d feel about this.”
As she playfully splashed some water in my direction, she answered, “Don’t worry about that. It’s fine by us. It's warm out and we’ll have a lot of fun here.”
I then saw that Victoria and Emma were having themselves a breath holding contest. I guess they got tired of doing the breast stroke. Victoria lost the contest as she surfaced before Emma did. I couldn't help but glance at how her sweater gripped on her in the water. Once Emma surfaced her sweater acted similar to Victoria’s. I then swam over to Mel B and asked her “Want to do a breath holding contest with me?” She looked at me and said “Sure.” We then dunked our heads underwater, after about a minute she went back to the surface. I then went back to the surface too. it didn’t matter to me if I lost the contest, I was having a lot of fun here.
I inquired to Mel B, “I think that we should have a race here, not just between you and me, but between each of you girls and me.” As Victoria and Emma were swimming closer to where Mel B and I were, Emma said to me “I’m in.” Victoria, Geri and both Mels agreed to this too.
I told them that we should start from the pool steps over to the diving board. As we swam back to the steps of the pool. I looked at the girls and I shouted “Go!” I then swam at a decedent pace. Geri was hurrying beside me on my right. On my left was Mel C, she was swimming at a breakneck speed. Possibly darted behind her was Mel B with Victoria and Emma. I was the first to reach the diving board. As I assumed Geri was next, then both Mels. Victoria and Emma were last.
I said to Mel C, “I just want to say to you, thanks for a wonderful afternoon. But I think I should get going now. I have to get this done.” Mel C looked at me said, “I understand. But I want to thank you for a fun and wonderful afternoon.” She then swam over to me and kissed me on the cheek. Victoria, Geri, Emma, and Mel B then swam over to me. I also thanked them for a fun and wonderful afternoon. They each then gave me a kiss on the cheek. I then kissed each of the girls on the cheek in reciprocation.
I then climbed out of the pool through the ladder. The girls then climbed out as well, I guess now they wanted to dry off in the hot sun. Their wet hair was sticking to their heads. I couldn’t help but notice how Victoria’s and Emma’s sweaters gripped on them as I said goodbye. On the trip home I made sure to sit down on an old blanket that I keep in the car so I wouldn’t damage the seats. As I drove off, I wondered when I’d see them again, as well as when would I enjoy another wet adventure with a gorgeous celebrity. Time will tell of course.
I indicated to him that all I was doing this week was to just organize the papers in my office, since I have no assignments to work on. He then gave me a new assignment right then and there. This assignment was for me to do an in person interview with The Spice Girls, the famous all girl group as part of their reunion tour. I was shocked at this assignment, but I didn’t let my happiness show in case he changed his mind. The plan was to go to Mel C’s house to meet with the girls and interview them there. He just made this arrangement through their agent. The interview was to be three days from now. He then left my office, I stopped thinking about organizing my papers.
I thought to myself that I should get to work on this assignment. I went to my computer and found assorted information about the group, so I could use that during my interview. After work I went home and I had myself a quiet evening.
The next day I back went to work on my office. The plan was to look at the information I found yesterday, so that way I could make it into a series of questions. I also looked online for a way to Mel C’s house from mine. My evening was the same as it was last night.
On the morning of the interview I found out via the weather report that today was going to be a warm day. Knowing that, I dressed casually in a white short sleeved shirt and grey pants, and black sneakers.
It took me about an hour or so to get over to Mel C’s house. I parked my car in her driveway. There were a few other cars parked in front of the house. I assumed that they belonged to the girls.
After picking up my notebook and pencil from the front passenger’s seat, I rang the bell. Mel C, also known as Sporty Spice, greeted me at the door and asked me “Are you from the magazine?” I said to her “Yes.” I saw that Mel C was dressed in a red tank top, light pink shorts, and nice pair of light green ankle boots. She then led me through the house all the way into the lounge.
Inside the lounge, sitting on a black leather couch, was Geri, also known as Ginger Spice. She was dressed in a light blue shirt and black knee length skirt, on her feet were a pair of brown pumps. Mel B (Scary Spice) was sitting beside Geri on the couch. She was dressed in a yellow halter-top and brown slacks, with white flip-flops. There was also Emma (Baby Spice), sitting on the arm chair beside the couch. she was dressed in a brown sweater and denim miniskirt with grey sneakers. and lastly Victoria, also known as Posh Spice, was sitting on the floor on the carpet. She was also dressed in a sweater with a pair of sneakers on her feet. However, her sweater was black and her sneakers were red. Instead of a skirt she was wearing jeans. The three of them each said hi to me. I then greeted them back.
Mel B enquired to me “Since its such a nice day, Is it alright if we do the interview outside?” I told her that there would be no problem with that idea. The girls then led me to right beside a poolside table and some chairs. Before sitting down I looked at the swimming pool. It looked pretty nice.
The interview then started by asking the girls about what it's like being on tour together again. They all thought that it was great to be on tour again after a fair bit of time has passed since they started their musical careers together. This led to a discussion on their individual solo careers and their outside projects such as modeling, acting and being involved with different businesses. The next topic on the agenda was their personal lives, namely marriage, kids, and all that. I thought that things were going pretty well here. Sure enough after an hour I got enough information to satisfy not just me and my boss as well as the readers of the magazine.
After telling the girls that I had enough information form the interview, so I thought that I should call it a day. Mel B then asked me “This is something I was wondering about before you leave. This is just off the record here. What is the wildest interview that you’ve done before?”
I thought back and realized that all my interviews seem normal. But then I though back to a friend of mine told me once that happened to him during his career as a TV presenter. I then decided to use his story here. I explained “Once I was interviewing this woman who was a minor stage actress, we were siting poolside at her house just like I am doing here you. After the interview, she jumped into the pool. I guess she wanted to go for a clothed swim. She pulled me in soon afterwards into the pool with her.”
Geri then blurted out “We’ve done clothed swimming for music videos and the odd movie.” However, I didn’t realize that some of their experiences with clothed swimming hadn’t happened in music videos or the odd movie (see Four Become Wet, as well as in Geri’s Swim.)
Mel C then suggested, “Since were talking about clothed swimming, we should all go for a clothed swim right now. It’s pretty warm out and it would be a great way to cool off here.” She then jumped into the pool still dressed in her red tank top, light pink shorts, light green ankle boots. Upon surfacing she slicked back her wet hair and said “Come on, the pool’s nice and warm!”
Without further invitation Mel B and Victoria grabbed each other by the hands with Geri and jumped in the pool together. Emma then walked over to the diving board and dove in. When Mel B and Victoria surfaced they both slicked back their wet hair. When Geri and Emma surfed they just began to tread water leaving their wet hair alone.
I jumped soon afterwards before I could be pulled into the water by them. Once I surfaced I couldn’t help but glance at Mel B as her yellow halter-top went a bit transparent. The girls then began to do a breast stroke style of swimming. As I began to swim in a more of a freestyle swim close to the girls, I couldn’t believe that this was happening to me. This was so cool, that I was going swimming with four still attractive women.
I asked Mel C, “You won’t tell my boss that I went swimming with you at all? I just don’t know how he’d feel about this.”
As she playfully splashed some water in my direction, she answered, “Don’t worry about that. It’s fine by us. It's warm out and we’ll have a lot of fun here.”
I then saw that Victoria and Emma were having themselves a breath holding contest. I guess they got tired of doing the breast stroke. Victoria lost the contest as she surfaced before Emma did. I couldn't help but glance at how her sweater gripped on her in the water. Once Emma surfaced her sweater acted similar to Victoria’s. I then swam over to Mel B and asked her “Want to do a breath holding contest with me?” She looked at me and said “Sure.” We then dunked our heads underwater, after about a minute she went back to the surface. I then went back to the surface too. it didn’t matter to me if I lost the contest, I was having a lot of fun here.
I inquired to Mel B, “I think that we should have a race here, not just between you and me, but between each of you girls and me.” As Victoria and Emma were swimming closer to where Mel B and I were, Emma said to me “I’m in.” Victoria, Geri and both Mels agreed to this too.
I told them that we should start from the pool steps over to the diving board. As we swam back to the steps of the pool. I looked at the girls and I shouted “Go!” I then swam at a decedent pace. Geri was hurrying beside me on my right. On my left was Mel C, she was swimming at a breakneck speed. Possibly darted behind her was Mel B with Victoria and Emma. I was the first to reach the diving board. As I assumed Geri was next, then both Mels. Victoria and Emma were last.
I said to Mel C, “I just want to say to you, thanks for a wonderful afternoon. But I think I should get going now. I have to get this done.” Mel C looked at me said, “I understand. But I want to thank you for a fun and wonderful afternoon.” She then swam over to me and kissed me on the cheek. Victoria, Geri, Emma, and Mel B then swam over to me. I also thanked them for a fun and wonderful afternoon. They each then gave me a kiss on the cheek. I then kissed each of the girls on the cheek in reciprocation.
I then climbed out of the pool through the ladder. The girls then climbed out as well, I guess now they wanted to dry off in the hot sun. Their wet hair was sticking to their heads. I couldn’t help but notice how Victoria’s and Emma’s sweaters gripped on them as I said goodbye. On the trip home I made sure to sit down on an old blanket that I keep in the car so I wouldn’t damage the seats. As I drove off, I wondered when I’d see them again, as well as when would I enjoy another wet adventure with a gorgeous celebrity. Time will tell of course.